Whoa, we're halfway there/ Whoa-oh...
by bigbenkennedy 11 months ago | via Instagram

I see a glider rocker ottoman. My son apparently sees a puffy coffee table that keeps dumping his food and drink on the floor.
by bigbenkennedy 11 months ago | via Instagram

Grabbed a spoon from Taco Bell to eat my lunch from home with, then I found out it was A SPORK! #takemebacktoschooldays #freelunchprogram #sporklife
by bigbenkennedy 11 months ago | via Instagram

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer the largest glass you have in the house.
by bigbenkennedy 11 months ago | via Instagram

And they are usually so accurate!
by bigbenkennedy 11 months ago | via Instagram