Cannot or refuses to do: fetch, stay, swim, lay down.
Can do: look goofy, bark at the pool, make people laugh when they learn his name.
They were not smiling by the time we hit hour two of this hike. 🏜 #moonrocktrail
I’m like two years late to the bandwagon, but y’all. Two shots of espresso over ice in a venti cup + vanilla Premier Protein = 🔥🔥🔥 (2SP)
I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. 💁🏼♀️ #pawneegoddess
Hey Siri, search the web for how to practice self-care.
Happy Birthday to my favorite guy. Confetti and sparkles, always. Love you, Merk! 🎉✨