An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar and one of them (probably the Englishman) said to a girl 'Smile love, it might never happen' and then he was set upon and killed by all her mardy mates.
Morning. My name's @snackophagus but you can call me Chris. Today I'm taking over the @visit Liverpool_ Instagram to share some pictures of our lovely city with you and hopefully brighten up your Monday a little bit -- but just a bit, it is still Monday a