life is shit kill me now✌
all I really plan on doing today is wrapping my dog up in a blanket and pretending he's a baby and eating my body weight in chips n dip.
those are actually my real lips so I really dunno why they look like a botched filler job
get someone to take 800 photos of you in different locations and then use the very first one they took on your social media accounts to prove just how much of a dickhead you really are
lord, I pray you give me patience to grow this godforsaken fringe out