Me, when in a elevator:
Them: “So what do you do for work?”
Me: “I’m a country wedding photographer. I only photograph farm, rural, rustic couples.”
Them: ????????
Me (inner sigh): “Basically I only photograph brides in cowboy boots”. ???????????? Venue:
Morning. My name's @snackophagus but you can call me Chris. Today I'm taking over the @visit Liverpool_ Instagram to share some pictures of our lovely city with you and hopefully brighten up your Monday a little bit -- but just a bit, it is still Monday a