Q. Why did Cowboy buy a dachshund?
A. Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
Happy #NationalTellAJokeDay ????
Morning. My name's @snackophagus but you can call me Chris. Today I'm taking over the @visit Liverpool_ Instagram to share some pictures of our lovely city with you and hopefully brighten up your Monday a little bit -- but just a bit, it is still Monday a