CALL HIM CAPTAIN AMERICA
21-year-old @cmpulisic: youngest player EVER to score a hat trick for the @chelseafc + second ???????? player EVER to score a @premierleague hat trick!!
Just my Double Easter Ham Sandwich with 2x slices of ham, horseradish and some egg. ????
5x beef
5x cheddar
5x bacon
5x joy
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